Horsey people. They wear Barbour jackets and drive muddy Range Rovers. They have sandy, unkempt hair and large, crooked white teeth. There are a lot of horsey people where I live, and that's why I have designed a range of horse jewellery, made of tarnished brass (a bit like a horse's bridle, I thought) and thick chain (a bit like a horse's reins, I thought).
So stick them on with your mustard cordouroy and khaki green. Available from Silk Purse, Sow's Ear at www.silkpursesowsear.com